neatpotatoes:

when they say their dick is 8 inches 

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cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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officialstevejobs:

hes got a point

ciggers:

 ciggers:

when I take a picture of somebody :

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when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :

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godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

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